Hey buddy! Wanna buy a house?
We’ve moved. We had the house at 1463 Janice Court spruced up and prepped for sale. I really enjoyed the house and the neighborhood, but it’s time to move on. Now, though, with the house all cleaned up, a new roof, new carpet, new gutters, fresh paint… it looks so adorable! It’s even nicer than when we lived in it. 
I made a flyer highlighting the nearby nature trail. If you’re in the area, stop by to visit it even if you don’t need a house. It’s a nice trail. It was built by a neighbor for his wife who died recently (I think) of cancer. It’s truly a labor of love, and it shows.
Maybe I should put a geocache there.